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Holy Crap You’re Old Funny 3D Pop-Up Birthday Card

$10.00
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Colorful birthday cake pop-up card with a vinyl record in the background
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  • White card with black text 'HOLY CRAP YOU'RE OLD' on a gray surface.
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Holy Crap You’re Old Funny 3D Pop-Up Birthday Card

Holy Crap You’re Old Funny 3D Pop-Up Birthday Card

$10.00
Holy Crap You're Old is a hilarious 3D pop-up birthday card designed to celebrate aging with humor and style. The front cover boldly declares "Holy Crap You're Old," while the inside delivers the punchline: "But you're still the shit."

Open the card to reveal a vibrant, rainbow-colored poop emoji complete with eyes, mouth, and a cheerful hat—popping out in full 3D glory. It's the perfect blend of crude humor and craftsmanship for anyone who appreciates a good laugh on their birthday.

Ideal for best friends, spouses, partners, or anyone who doesn't take themselves too seriously. This card works for milestone birthdays, over-the-hill celebrations, or any occasion calling for irreverent humor.

Specifications:
Card size: 5" x 7" (13cm x 18cm)
Envelope: 5" x 7" (13cm x 18cm)
Included blank note card: 4" x 6" (10cm x 15cm) for your personal message

Perfect for those who love funny, adult-oriented humor and memorable gifts that stand out from ordinary birthday cards.

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