{"product_id":"happy-birthday-prick-funny-3d-pop-up-cactus-card","title":"Happy Birthday Prick Funny 3D Pop-Up Cactus Card","description":"Must...protect...ego...at all...cost.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHappy Birthday Prick is a hysterical 3D greeting card celebrating the offensive ash-hole who likes to swing big prick energy around a room. The front cover reads, \"Happy Birthday Prick\". The inside features a pop up desert cactus wearing a cone hat while holding a birthday balloon. No surprise here—that balloon is being popped like the spirit of those within this button-pusher's reach. Give the giggly prick something to laugh at other than you.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eStrict social distancing recommended with this thorny insult factory.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect Occasions:\u003cbr\u003e• Funny birthday cards for friends\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhat's Inside:\u003cbr\u003e• Card size: 5\" x 7\" (13cm x 18cm)\u003cbr\u003e• Envelope size: 5\" x 7\" (13cm x 18cm)\u003cbr\u003e• Note card for handwritten message: 4\" x 6\" (10cm x 15cm)\u003cbr\u003e• Front cover: Text reads, \"Happy Birthday Prick\"\u003cbr\u003e• Inside of card: Pop up desert cactus with popping birthday balloon","brand":"Card Foolery","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67882542399787,"sku":"DP1031","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1022\/6201\/4251\/files\/661f18e49f20b14143c4258f929d20429ba727e7d31e34092bbf25c1e4cf7a96.png?v=1792874147","url":"https:\/\/secretsantagifts.store\/products\/happy-birthday-prick-funny-3d-pop-up-cactus-card","provider":"secretsantagifts.store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}