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You’ll get the jaw-dropping gasp you’re after.\n\nIf they don’t like your card (they will), tell ‘em they can sit on it (they *probably* won’t).\n\nPerfect Occasions:\n• Happy fucking birthday for best friend, funny anniversary card for husband or wife\n\nWhat's Inside:\n• Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)\n• Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)\n• Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)\n• “hey!” printed in loud font on front cover\n• Inside of card reveals 3D pop up middle finger","brand":"Card Foolery","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67882535813419,"sku":"DP1013","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1022\/6201\/4251\/files\/dcc9cf4063d45b1754b9a561fa6e4eb98cc770e977fb129c28c9899675313f0b.png?v=1792873960"},{"product_id":"canned-republican-funny-political-trump-maga-2024-can","title":"Canned Republican - Funny Political Trump MAGA 2024 Can","description":"\u003cp\u003eLooking to incorporate political humor into your store? 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Once opened, the card presents a 3D pop-up of President Donald Trump, taking center stage in the Oval Office standing proudly in front of the iconic flags! On the presidential desk, a birthday cake lights up with a flickering candle, adding a touch of festivity to this patriotic pop-up. But wait, there's more! Just when you think the party couldn't get any better, you hear Trump's real voice delivering a birthday message that's unforgettable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhat's Inside:\u003cbr\u003e• Card size: 5.5\" x 8\" (14cm x 20cm)\u003cbr\u003e• Envelope size: 6\" x 8.5\" (15cm x 22cm)\u003cbr\u003e• Note card for handwritten message: 4\" x 6\" (10cm x 15cm)\u003cbr\u003e• Front cover: Text reads, \"MAKE BIRTHDAYS GREAT AGAIN\"\u003cbr\u003e• Inside of card: 3D pop-up Trump in the Oval Office with a light-up birthday cake\u003cbr\u003e• Audio message: Real voice recording\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for political enthusiasts, Republican supporters, and anyone who appreciates a bold, conversation-starting birthday gift. 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